Volume 6 , Issue 16

10 Dog peeves About Humans...

"Now some of these are kind of rude but for anyone who has ever had a pet or has been around pets, these are WAY too funny .... either that or I'm just in "one of those moods"! Enjoy! 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS:
--Blaming your farts on me....not funny....not very funny at all!
--Yelling at me for barking....I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
--Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
--Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....stop it!
--Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
--The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain..... you nitwit.
--Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
--Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
--How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
--Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile!!!!
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