Volume 7 , Issue 9

You're From Oklahoma If

"(1.) You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.

(2.) You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

(3.) A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

(4.) You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

(5.) You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

(6.) Stores do not have bags, they have sacks.

(7.) You measure distance in minutes.

(8.) You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as The City.

(9.) It does not bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

(10.) You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

(11.) You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

(12.) You know cowpies are not made of beef.

(13.) Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

(14.) You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

(15.) A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.

16. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.

(17.) A Mercedes Benz and a Ford F350 4X4 are both status symbols.

(18.) You actually get these jokes and are fixin to send them to your friends. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation: 'You wanna coke' 'Yeah.' 'What kind?' 'Dr. Pepper.'"   |  View or Add Comments (0 Comments)   |   Receive updates ( subscribers)  |   Unsubscribe

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